How we can be friends ^.^

I've been told by a few people on formspring that they'd love to be my friends (really one, some i never approve only haha) and they'd ask how they can be friends with me. So i randomly thought of a few things that matters to me, not listing the obvious ones like "you cannot be a serial killer" or "Must not be a slut who ONLY date married man" etc. You know, you gotta be a okay person for a start!!!

And if ever the chance come, we cross path and if we don't have to try too hard to talk more..

Here's my checklist.

You gotta be positive!!!

Be happy. Or at least, WANT to be happy. I have to be friends with people who are positive! And together we can only make things good! And we can always make things happen =)

Your favourite colour has to be NOT orange.

The other day i was at some organiser/ notebook shop with Huiwen and there were lotsa pastel colour ones.. The usual ones that look nicest were the blue, pink, purple, green.. Even yellow ^.^ Cox they are all in pastel shades.

So i ask Huiwen CASUALLY, "So what is your favourite colour leh!"

And to my horror.. She said "Orange" ^.^

No really, she gave a smiley face after she say orange like it is nothing wrong.

I NEVER HAD PEOPLE TELL ME THEIR FAVOURITE COLOUR IS ORANGE!!!

I mean.. Favourite colour cannot joke one you know!!! It says a lot about you!!! Lolol. How can she tell me her favourite colour is orange?! To me all i hear is "My favorite colour is WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS ANYMORE" Haha.

Don't ask why i dislike orange as a colour.. Unless you're a monk you don't wear orange in a big piece. So you can be okay with orange and you can don't mind having orange as a component of your getup but you cannot say orange is your favourite colour lah! Lol. It's something i cannot.. I just cannot..

You must have your eyesight checked.

Bad eyesight will lead to bad judgement when you make friends. So if you're friends with gross people who spread negative vibes all around, then you guys have a great time ba! =D I'd never wanna share anything with someone who hangs out with a time-bomb. I know you, you know her, she'd know me.

Yes, friendly twitter replies with gross people also put into consideration. LOL.

Let me carry it.

I cannot stand my gfs carrying bulky stuff or hold big plastic bags so i'd always offer to carry. Actually i'd offer to carry stuff for my dad and my bf too so please! If you're a girl, let me carry that shit. I feel like i'm stronger (and usually taller LOL) so it's very gao wei to see you carry until yaosi yaohuo when i can carry it without effort. I'd offer a few times so if you keep turning me down i'd feel like you're being very uncooperative!!! o.O JUST PASS THAT SHIT TO ME THANKS *grab*

Appreciate me.

This is quite hard cox i cannot say until i very nice if not very bhb. LOL. I guess i'd just say i am a positive person so we can rub that off each other and be even more positive. Lolol. And and, i enjoy getting stuff for my friends and family and bf and doggies =DDD

Appreciate my jokes and appreciate jokes.

This is ultimate hardest. I don't even know how to explain. Haha. I laugh the hardest when i am hanging with my good friends. Becox they always crack jokes. And the joke is usually on me.. No like really, i am the joke o.O Not sure if it's a good thing. Still, can't beat Peixi, she's a natural. LOL.

Becox i hope my friends appreciate the jokes (usually unfunny) i crack, i am totally okay with all their jokes even if it's on me! BUT if someone i don't know say the same things "Flat chested, ugly hair, attention-seeking whore" to me, i will flare up like it's war time. Lol. So if you wanna criticize me, we better be friends first. LOL. Like this you say what i also 100% won't get angry. I'd even be very thankful i have friends like you =D "Go eat shit, you piece of shit!" Still friends. Lolol.

If you love KTV, we're on.

If you fit the above criteria we're good to be friends but if you love KTV we are 100% good to go!!! No wait wait, Chinese songs mainly okay?! =D Let's go!!!

So that's that. A short list i made and it makes me appreciate the friends i have now, even more!!! =))

Becox we somehow meet each other, like each other, and somehow choose to stay in touch more often than being just hi-bye friends and somehow manage to become friends and stay so ^.^

I am so lucky!!!

Random also, but i tried to do the nails Shuyin did and shared here. Decided to try it cox it looks like the effect hologram nail polish gives!!! And hologram nail polish is overpriced i feel.

But i fail terribly LOL. It's not really like sponge nail art but she got use sponge!!! But my result is like what i did before here =( Not say super awful but cannot get the hologram effect!!! So in the end i don't care liao lah, i draw some leopard prints over it with jelly pens and call it a day. Lolol.

There.. The mixture of colour i use totally doesn't look hologrammy. Lol.

Mei Guan Xi! Next time i try again =D

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